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This Morning is Cold!

2009-11-25T09:00:00.004+08:00

Maybe cuz my fat level is down? wahahahaha..

Argh.. Lately I'm stunned! But I managed to get a vanguard along with me, and now upgrading to assault cuirass for future defence! LOL..

I wanna say, we don't need to always explain what and why we're doing something. It's hard for some people to understand the reason as the way they think is always from the surface or from what they've seen/heard. Seeing is not believing~ Hearing is lagi not believing, as people really like to "discuss" things not related to them. (so do i.. sigh.. but im sure it's just random lar.. relieve..) And, when we've done something wrong, we apologize and never repeat it; when people assume we've done something wrong but we don't think we do, we defense ourselves to whom we care of. But why are there people never realise these simple rules? Yet they tend to turn a topic to another to bail themselves! Tuan-tuan dan puan-puan, enough for lecture class now, let's see some pictures~ hehe

What is this??

What would u guess?

Haha.. it's the mixture of chinese tea & pearl barley! Wanna taste some of it?

Some home-made cakes treated by my colleague, Rina. Nice leh!

Bila ada lagi o.. xD

This popiah!

Bought it from the popiah stall near the entrace of westlake. Not bad lar.. They do sell fried popiah, but not fresh ones. Haha.. Try it!

And now my office is intruded! Ko catched this fella from phase1B.

Poor this little fella, daddy's gonna release u soon~

One nightview when I smoked at home.

Yue liang yuan~yue liang yuan~

People, remember to wear more/thicker and have breakfast in cold morning.

Happy Birthday~

2009-11-21T18:27:00.004+08:00

to Esther~ ^o^

Anthony > Jason > Ben > Esther the Sau Sing Po.. haha

Mint-flavored cake.. (but not that nice lar, though I chose it. haha)

Jay Chou style?? LOL

She..just forgot to make up.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

歌神？hehehe

Btw, why do people celebrate birthday????????????

Kuroi Namida; & Cocoon by Anna Tsuchiya

2009-11-21T02:03:00.005+08:00

Some very impressive songs. Enjoy.. :)

Kuroi Namida

明日なんて来ないようにと愿った夜　数え切れない
梦も爱も失くし　雨に打たれたまま　泣いてる
饰りつけないでこのままの私で生きた行くため
何が必要
自分さえ信じれず　何を信じたらいいの
答えは近すぎて见えない

黒い涙　流す
私には何もなくて　悲しすぎて
言叶にさえならなくて
体中が痛み出して
耐えられない　ひとりでは

夜中に泣きつかれて　描いた　自分じゃない自分の颜
弱さを隠したまま　笑颜を作るのは止めよう

饰りつけないで生きてゆくことはこの世で一番
ムズカシイコト？
あなたからもらうなら形のないものがいい
壊れるものはもう　いらない

黒い涙　流し　叫んでも
知らぬ颜で明日は来て
同じ痛みにぶつかる
そんな日々を続けるなら
远く　消えてしまいたい
わがままと　わかっても

Cocoon

I'm a loser, you're a liar
五月雨　濡らすミッドナイトタウン
I saw white clouds floating in the sky

怠れた　ソファー
萎えた　シガー
不揃いのマグカップ　睨み
oh, my sleeping girl
please don't leave me

Everytime you sing, I can hear you
舞い落ちる your inspiration
just falling to you
if I had a chance, Let me go
繭の中で
so please don't cry
just calling you
just calling you

鳴り止む　タイプライター
涙雨　wiping マイラブレター
this is the favorite song, isn't it

腫れた　フィンガー
弾いた　ギター
無様に　ラストソング　叫び
oh, my sleeping girl
please don't stop me

Even if I sing, you can't hear
we will find another destination
just falling to you
I don't wanna lose you
but you're gonna live your life
how much I love you
just calling you
just calling you

To deep sky
I'm watching you
But long way to home
You can't see
& you can't feel
You have to know
The way to live
Please breath out from darkness and sing for me

嘆き狂える声 Inspiration

Everytime you sing, I can hear you
舞い落ちる your inspiration
just falling to you
if I had a chance,Let me go
繭の中で
so please don't cry
just calling you
just calling you

Even if I sing, you can't hear
we will find another destination
just falling to you
I don't wanna lose you
but you're gonna live your life
how much I love you
just calling you
just calling you

Home Coming + D300

2009-11-11T16:30:00.024+08:00

UTAR had its 1st home coming event for its alumni. As usual, I needa take pic/video since it's in Kampar campus. Most of the photos below are taken by Nikon D300! (some are by D40x lar..) haha..

The 1st day..

Lee Wan Hui the big bully..

How Chi Yee the leech-attractor..

Kenny my photography sensei..

Clement the hawaiian boobs~ lol

the pj/sg long/setapak campus student rep.. (sorry we havent actually introduced to each others) haha..

The 2nd day, was brought to MyGopeng Resort.

Found ducks what I've not been seeing for a long long time..

..and turkey couple..

..and caged little monkeys..

..as well as caged civet..

We then headed to Gua Kandu~

Alumni and Kenny..

..and our guardians.. They're all nice fellas! hehe

Gua Kandu so de tsu nei..

As photographers, Kenny and I had to climb up before the alumni!

Pity us who carried the camera bags together..

In the cave..

..we snapped in the dark..

..we climbed in the dark..

..we sweated in the dark..

..and found bizarre stuff in the dark..

We then conquered the fear of darkness..

..with smelly perspiration and dirt..

..we achieved some kind of satisfaction, though..

Going back to resort with the hunger of WATER & FOOD!!!

Kenny and I had the most adventurous working experience ever! That was our 1st time taking photo and recording video in such circumstances that we had to get so damn dirty and dangerous to caving and jungle trekking while playing with the cameras!!

Ali (dark blue) & Ivan (yellow) are our tour guides. They are the nicest guides. :D

Leeches, had defeated all the other horrifying cave/jungle creatures and thus are crowned KING of the sickening objects in that trip!! haha

Wounds! Hahah.. Let me explain why I label ChiYee as leech-attractor. Cuz she had that leech been sucking her blood near her ASS and only found that out when we went back to resort from the jungle!! LOL!

People, work the "National Geographic" way was not easy but IT'S SERIOUSLY EXCITING!

Post Post Post

2009-11-11T14:47:00.014+08:00

I......miss...my..blog!! 55555.. Why am I so lazy to update my blog? I could have forgotten how I've passed my days!! The life-forgetful BEN needs something to replace his brain memory!!

Whahahahaha.. I dunno where I shall begin with! Let's see what's in my picture archive~

Oh ya! In the "memory" of Emily and Xiao Wei who left UTAR before anyone else does!

Emily who went work at Singapore..

Xiao Wei who is still somewhere else in Malaysia.. lol

And under my concern, I'd celebrated Ken's birthday with colleages!

Esther aka syok sendiri > William aka astro boy > ah Ming aka bamboo > Ben aka @v@ > Ken aka Sau Sing Gong~ He drank 3 or 4 bottles of beer leh.. Too high at that night? Hahahahahahahahaha

Oh Oh Oh!! And I attended the wedding of Lim and Hui Ting! Haha..

They are just so sweet~ OvO
May happiness be with you two~ :D

Their wedding dinner was held at their hometown-Setiawan. So a gang of colleagues traveled and stayed overnight at Hotel Crystal which has got the following unique feature in its rooms.

A wall could be found behind the curtains!! WTH so funny larr!! LOL..

We visited to..

Some kind of bridge..haha..

Some kind of beach..gege..

Shh.. Don't tell the president..

And..

One remarkable visit was to the Leaning Tower of Teluk Intan.

My 1st time observing "leaning tower".. Ok lar, kinda lean lar.. haha..

(visited some other places lar but i dont have the pic in this pc, so to be continued~)

Yaaa, and then until the mid-autumn! Kampar staffs had organized a celebration at the old place--staff lounge. And one of the prizez I won from the lantern riddles was~

Plant plant is green and GREEN~ hehehe.. And this is the 1st time I keep a plant for myself.. hehe...

OK I'll stop here cuz the next post contains a lot of pics ler.. hehe..

Wulala~

2009-09-03T18:03:00.015+08:00

Haha.. Poor this abandoned blog.. T.T Life been busy lately.. Alright let's start with the h1n1!!

Haha the mask is not cheap you know?! Some bastards selling 5bucks per mask!! Well luckily my company do offer mask for free......and it's 1 mask for each staff.. haha maybe the management wants the employees to wear the same mask for months?? xP People, i heard drinking coconut water can prevent H1N1, what do you think? ?.?

And i had a trip to Sg Pelek, somewhere in Sepang. A bunch of colleagues headed to boss's villa for fun!

Haha i actually took this pic of my colleague-my dear AC-who did not join the trip, but after awhile only i realised that one of the trip gang was driving the Audi TT Coupe!! Omg she's got her eyes to marry a rich husband! @v@ And sorry to AC cuz i shaded ur whole body with ur bike! xD

Alright, the is what i did once i had the chance for a snap with TT.. hehe.. nice car isnt it? But too bad i didnt notice my bad phototaking skill with car, cuz i blocked the right lamp!! T.T

Wonder who's the TT driver? Point your eyes to the black t shirt! haha.. Siew Ching is our software developer..

Andda, life isnt life if without alcohol beverages!! hehehe.. arh im so handsome~ xP

This coke bottle contained the so-called 椰花酒, i didnt try cuz it's damn smelly, smell like shit man~

Cheers~with red wine and coconut.. haha..

Omg! who burned his sausage?! hohoho..

This intruder appeared all of sudden for food! haha it's cute! maybe belong to my boss's neighbour..

The next morning...like a zombie? haha..

We then headed to Golden Palm Tree beach, dammit it's nice though it's still under establishing. We shall buy one if we could afford! haha..

The trip gang consisted of (from top left) Lau the shy guy, Mei Yee the bamboo, Phoenix the 大四喜, Chai Leng the teeth, Tiong the camera man, (from bottom left) Wai Hong the bad drinker, Ben the leng zai haha, Ken the noob, Ko the landlord.. And most importantly, the event organizer aka boss-Dr Kwang-who took this pic for us. Haha im not going to show his face, dont let u all disturb him.. xD

Here we have the seafood lunch.. The 1st one is the shark meat!! Have u ever sharked a shark? haha.. The 2nd one is the goddamn crabs!! Im allergic to those! >:'{ Not showing the other dishes cuz it's just some seafoods!! haha..

宝芝林！黄飞鸿！haha this is the bou ji lam somewhere near the beach! which dont do martial arts but sell ganoderma (灵芝) products! The plastic in my hand is the ling ji~ Hehe.. But too bad no photographing is allowed in the shop, if not can take some pics with the young promoters.. XvX

a mi tuo fo~ but i dunno i have a pair of rabbit ears?!

And i also visited my supervisor aka mr ko's sister's frog farm, it's 牛蛙, so damn big as u can see. They're meant to be eaten! Kesian.. ~-~

Haha i miss the trip.. Though part of my closer colleagues didnt go.. Next year still got or not, Dr Kwang? xP

Oh ya, and i went to my colleague's house warming party.. Damn they wanted to get me drunk that night, but too bad cuz their best drinker (also the one who made the get-ben-drunk plan) was absent due to sickness.. hahahaha... lalala try ur best lar dude~ hahahahahahaha...

My handsome pic.. haha i was so redish cuz of alcohol~ @.@

Captions are illustrated by my colleague-ah tut the party organiser-the white t shirt with glasses.. haha..

Beers, wines, whiskies...u'll be my permanent partner in this life.. @v@

Oh oh oh! Attached with the latest pic of mine. One day during work, was candid-ed and tagged by colleague in the below pic.. T.T

55555 was teased as kau lui in the library.. I didnt! I was helping her to setup the wifi for her mac book!! T,T But she's a cute girl.. hehe~ @v@

Haha.. to be continued..?

天后 - 陈势安

2009-08-03T17:29:00.008+08:00

A nice song introduced by my daughter. I like the singer's voice. :)

词曲：彭学斌

终于找到借口趁着醉意上心头
表达我所有感受
寂寞渐浓沉默留在舞池角落
你说的太少或太多
都会让人更惶恐

谁任由谁放纵谁会先让出自由
最后一定总是我
双脚悬空在你冷酷热情间游走
被侵占所有还要笑着接受

我嫉妒你的爱气势如虹
像个人气高居不下的天后
你要的不是我而是一种虚荣
有人疼才显得多么出众

我陷入盲目狂恋的宽容
成全了你万众宠爱的天后
若爱只剩诱惑只剩彼此忍受
别再互相折磨
因为我们都有错

推开苍白的手推开苍白的厮守
管你有多么失措
别再叫我心软是最致命的脆弱
我明明都懂却仍拼死效忠

我嫉妒你的爱气势如虹
像个人气高居不下的天后
你要的不是我而是一种虚荣
有人疼才显得多么出众

我陷入盲目狂恋的宽容
成全了你万众宠爱的天后
若爱只剩诱惑只剩彼此忍受
别再互相折磨
因为我们都有错

如果有一天爱不再迷惑
足够去看清所有是非对错
直到那个时候你在我的心中
将不再被歌颂把你当作天后
不会再是我

English Vocab Class #1

2009-08-02T19:17:00.004+08:00

A lie = a false statement made deliberately.
Example: She told me she wasn't seeing anyone else, but that was a lie.

To lie = to say something that is untrue in a conscious effort to deceive somebody.
Example: She lied about the guy's appearance in order to go out with him.

A liar = a pretender who tells lies.
Example: The liar claimed that she's just careless.

From the above definitions, we know that lies are not carelessly made.

We should admit our fault instead of denying using illogical excuses. Otherwise, squeeze your brain for some logical or acceptable explanation for the denial. xD

People, forgiveness shall be given~ :)

Just Another Random Post

2009-07-30T14:21:00.005+08:00

Beaujolais Villages-nice wine leh~ ^v^

Well.. I wonder when westlake homes has been selling cheap bitches for 20cents..

Hahaha and this is the fire alarm switch found from DDK2!

People, I'm really bored you know!

Lunch Time Post~

2009-07-30T13:41:00.004+08:00

wahahaha... Blogging in office is an adventure! Cuz my boss from PJ would sometimes give me a shock with sudden appearance! Y.Y

ok ok~ and this starts with my executive's birthday!

A young man who owns a family with his wife and 2 naughty children! xP

Haha and on the next day I actually drove a pickup truck for the 1st time! Cuz nobody from ICTC knows how to drive a truck and nobody else dares to try driving a truck! T,T
Moving office is kinda tired you know! T.T And for your information, the ICT counter at block E will be devolved to FSET by ~~31st July 09~~ this semester. So you can only look for ICTC staff from blocks A and B only. God bless all of you who face technical problem at blocks D and E. Hahahaha..

Hohoho a cool Daihatsu truck.. xP

Interior view..

He's enjoying isn't he? XD

People, I'm bored you know!

I Seriously Cannot Predict/Understand What You're Thinking At ALL

2009-07-26T20:31:00.002+08:00

Why?

Because you've changed?

Because I've changed?

I feel unsafe under this circumstance.

Maybe I think/you think/in fact you've grown up.

Good luck to us. :)

Sunny~

2009-07-24T10:29:00.002+08:00

...is a pet dog of my friend.

He's an emasculated gentleman, so he's very docile. Ans his owner said that he'll cry if he gets scolded. I wonder how funny the scene is. Haha.. So ladies, you know what you could do when your gentlemen do not behave decently. Xp

He's adorable isn't he? @v@

People, Shih Tsu is cute!

Take It Easy~

2009-07-18T09:48:00.003+08:00

Wuahahahah~ Went released tension at BigA yesterday night. It was a crazy night!

Anthony > uncle Hew > William~
There are 2 more ladies, didn't manage to capture some pics with them.. T,T
Next time show you all la, they're pretty girls o.. @v@

Since nothing much to post, here comes a~~~

LoL! What do you think? It's located in the westlake garden. Xp

And...

Haha, you might think it's a curry/laksa/tomyam soup. But guess what, that's a plain soup (qing tong aka 清汤)!! Haha she added so much of chili sauce into the soup!
Stupid Khai Leng! @3@

People, random random post de tsu ka~

I Know I Should Change My Mind

2009-07-16T23:29:00.002+08:00

for a different viewpoint,

for a positive perception,

for a generous attitude,

for a rational behavior,

for a BETTER life!

Happiness is always created by ourselves. We should precious whatever we have.

Cheers! ^v^

What's Your Comment?

2009-07-16T17:47:00.007+08:00

A story from my friend that I would like to share.

My friend, Yini is a good girl who lives in westlake. Her boyfriend, AhBoy is also my friend. AhBoy is a guy who likes family cooking (住家饭), and Yini knows that. She can cook very well and she would like to cook for AhBoy but in the rented house she's not allowed to cook and she doesn't have the kitchenware as well. This AhBoy is ok with that and they used to go out for dinner together.

Until this semester, AhBoy has known a new female coursemate who can cook and has the cooking utensils of her own. This coursemate likes to invite friends to her house for dinner. So one day, the coursemate invited AhBoy for dinner at her house, together with some other coursemates. So AhBoy sure ok lo since he likes 住家饭 so much and it's with a whole gang. And you all know la, when there's once, there's twice and so on. This AhBoy somehow became dependent already. He sometimes would ask the coursemate for a dinner at her house even if there are only two of them, when Yini is busy with assignments or still having class (that their times are crashed to have dinner together). Yini knew that and she didn't feel that comfortable to AhBoy's action (of course la cuz i dont think people would be that open-minded to let your bf/gf dinning together with the other girl/guy).

Yini is upset but she doesn't wanna tell that to her bf cuz she wanna provide more freedom to him as she knows he has the right to do what he wants.

As a friend of Yini, what I can help?

法國‧與法使館職員畸戀轟動國際‧花旦間諜時佩璞逝世

2009-07-06T19:55:00.001+08:00

（法國‧巴黎）1986年在法國被判間諜罪的中國著名京劇演員時佩璞週二（6月30日）在巴黎去世，享年70歲。

男扮女裝的花旦時佩璞與法國駐北京大使館一名職員當年的一段畸戀，一度引起轟動，這段錯綜複雜的異國戀，後來被美國華裔劇作家黃哲倫寫成百老匯劇本《蝴蝶君》，此劇在1993年被改編成同名電影。

時佩璞因為為中國從事間諜工作，在1986年5月被巴黎一間法院判處監禁6年。時佩璞的親密愛人布爾西科也同樣獲罪。

時佩璞1987年獲得當時的法國總統米特朗特赦，重獲自由身後，他一直定居在巴黎。

時佩璞的助手表示，他是在巴黎的住家逝世。他生前與兒子時度度一同在巴黎定居。

時佩璞是在1964年遇到布爾西科，2人的關係前後維持20年。

布不知時佩璞是男兒身

60年代在北京工作的布爾西科，一次在使館舉辦的酒會期間遇上男扮女裝的花旦演員時佩璞，2人陷入愛河，但布爾西科一直都不知道時佩璞是男兒身，2人密切交往後，時佩璞更告訴布爾西科，已經懷了他的兒子。

布爾西科後來被調往蒙古首都烏蘭巴托大使館工作，但他在1977至1979年間仍多次往返蒙古與北京之間，繼續與時佩璞保持親密關係，並在這期間把約30份法國機密文件交給中國。

布爾西科後來帶著愛人離開中國到巴黎生活，1983年，2人一同落網後，布爾西科才發現真相，他當時在庭上宣稱自己遭愛人背叛。後來他在獄中企圖自殺，不過獲救。

前愛人時佩璞病逝
布爾西科反應冷淡

目前住在法國一間療養院的布爾西科，在接受《紐約時報》電話訪問時，對前愛人時佩璞病逝的消息，反應冷淡。

因中風住進療養院，目前已逐漸復元的他虛弱地說：“他死了，我並不意外，他病了很久了。已經是40年前的事了。”

受詢對時佩璞病逝是否感到難過時，布爾西科說：“他做過那麼多對不起我的事，都沒有一絲憐憫之心，我想現在再玩另一場遊戲，說我很難過這類的話，是很愚蠢的。盤子現在已經空了。我自由了。”

仍無法原諒前愛人

布爾西科顯然仍無法原諒他的前愛人。

他在訪談中坦言，過去數十年來，與時佩璞的關係仍然緊繃。最後一次跟他交談，也是數個月前的事，當時，時佩璞告訴他，他仍然愛著他。

後來已公開與另一名男子同居的布爾西科在1988年罕有地接受訪問，談到了自己的性向，他說：“我一直對男性及女性都有興趣，不管我自己或是他們究竟是甚麼性向，並沒關係。”

布爾西科以為中國人害羞
誤當時佩璞為女人

1964年，布爾西科被外派到北京大使館擔任會計師一職。當時20歲的他在一次外交酒會上，遇見26歲的京劇花旦時佩璞。

以教外交官夫人中文為職的時佩璞當時向布爾西科自我介紹時，說自己是京劇演員，也是京劇作者。

在一個美好夜晚，在紫禁城裡，時佩璞向這位年輕的外交官員述說起自己的身世，他說自己原是女人，但因為重男輕女的父親渴望生兒子，從小就被迫以男兒身被養大，2人旋即墜入愛河，並有了親密關係。

很多人都難以想像，布爾西科怎麼會一直被親密愛人時佩璞蒙在鼓裡，不知道他是男兒身。

據布爾西科透露，他與時佩璞雖然關係密切，但很少發生性關係，如果有性行為，每次也都是在黑暗中倉促完成。

據布爾西科解釋，他以為在保守的中國成長的時佩璞，對自己的身體比較害羞。

不過時佩璞自己的說詞是，他從未告訴布爾西科他是一個女人，只是布爾西科把他誤當女人，他就將錯就錯。

當這件震驚世人的間諜案曝光後，“雌雄莫辨”的布爾西科在法國成了笑柄。

時佩璞告知懷孕了
布爾西科當中國間諜

布爾西科被調離北京後，長年在外生活，但卻經常返回北京探望時佩璞，2人繼續藕斷絲連。

1965年，時佩璞告訴布爾西科，他懷孕了。不久後，還生下了兒子時度度。

布爾西科自稱是為了見“妻小”之面，才將法國的機密文件交給中國當局。布爾西科稱，當時時值中國文化大革命時期，中國的一名特務人員來找他，以時佩璞與兒子的安危作威脅，要求布爾西科為中國從事間諜工作。

1982年，在布爾西科千辛萬苦張羅下，成功安排時佩璞與兒子來到巴黎共同生活。不過，2人的關係立即引起法國當局關注，1年後，2人齊齊被捕。

布爾西科萬萬也沒想到，他愛了那麼多年的“她”，竟然是男兒身。

真相大白後，時度度向警方供證，他是新疆維吾爾族，母親因為太窮了，將他變賣。

畸戀曝光被寫成百老匯舞台劇
《蝴蝶君》上演引轟動

時佩璞與布爾西科被捕後，這段撲朔迷離的畸戀曝光，在西方引起轟動，“雌雄莫辨”的布爾西科更成為法國人的笑柄。

但中國當局卻由始至終保持低調。

在時佩璞被判刑的消息傳出後，中國外交部發言人馬毓真表示震驚，他認為時佩璞被指控的罪名是毫無根據的。

馬毓真當時說時佩璞1982年10月赴法是應法國政府邀請去講學的。

不過，除此之外，中國當局至今並沒對法國的“美人計”指控再作出其他正式回應。

儘管如此，這段充滿奇情的異國戀，受到美籍華裔劇作家黃哲倫關注，他將這段真人真事，與作曲家普契尼的著名歌劇《蝴蝶夫人》結合，寫成了著名的百老匯舞台劇《蝴蝶君》（M.Butterfly），上演後立即引起轟動。

《蝴蝶君》的戲劇張力，更吸引了澳洲導演柯南伯格，在1994年時將之搬上了大銀幕，並找來奧斯卡華人影帝尊龍擔任主角，拍成電影版的《蝴蝶君》。

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WTF??

日本‧戴木製婚戒‧植樹代替蛋糕‧新生代流行環保婚禮

2009-07-06T19:51:00.001+08:00

（日本‧東京）今日（週一，7月6日），日本各行各業把“環保”看成是金字標籤，就連送人往生的殯儀館也不例外，改用紙皮製造的“環保棺”送終。在這環保掛帥的時代裡，日本年輕男女締結連理，也要發揚與自然和諧共存的精神。

日本新一代辦婚禮，不再講求豪氣，越來越重視節約，一種稱為“環保婚”的結婚配套開始流行。佐佐木綾子和工籐康早前在東京的一公園內舉行了“環保婚”，這對新人攜手走過的並非紅地毯，而是綠油油的青草地。兩人的信物也很特別，那是木製的婚戒。

世上最偉大的發明是…

在邀請親戚朋友來觀禮方面，2人不發帖子，只用電子郵件。在這電郵中，2人還要求赴宴者自備筷子和杯子。辦婚宴的酒店，為防止食物過剩，事前掌握好赴宴者人數。而且，還通知客人別開車和乘搭德士，目的是要減排。

新人在婚宴上以種果樹代替了切蛋糕儀式，最後，還一起簽字加入“植樹協會”，熱烈響應植樹運動。

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"而且，還通知客人別開車和乘搭德士，目的是要減排。"???

I'm Not Qualified To Be A BF

2009-07-05T01:30:00.001+08:00

thank you

Wedding Dinner~

2009-06-24T12:02:00.003+08:00

Haha attending old friend's wedding dinner is so much of fun!

Met old schoolmates lar, talked stupid things lar, drink lar, and still drink lar~!

Teng teng~ This is the bride aka AiReen. She's a beautiful lady isn't she? ^v^

The guy beside AiReen is her husband aka 老朱.
Haha honestly speaking I'm very gila at that moment! XoX

And and and, I was drunk at that night!! I drunk! A strange sentence for those who ever drink with me! hahahaha~ T,T

Wish them a happiness marriage and a healthy family. :)

Hehehehehehe~

2009-06-19T22:44:00.002+08:00

One day at the gym~ hehehe

HAHAHAHAHA

2009-06-07T11:55:00.000+08:00

finished exciting.. muhahahahahhaa... think won't fail lar.. 555

偷拍女生大腿男子反遭人拍

2009-05-25T13:52:00.000+08:00

（新加坡24日訊）男子地鐵上偷拍女生大腿，反被女乘客拍下醜態！

一名女郎說，她乘搭地鐵時，發現一名男子用手機偷拍女生的大腿，氣得拍下男子的照片放上網揭發他。

女郎說，她是在星期五晚上7時40分，乘搭一列從濱海灣開往裕廊東方向的地鐵。由于正逢下班繁忙時間，地鐵列車內非常擁擠。

以其人之道還其人之身

她說，當地鐵抵達楊厝港站時，她發現一名中年男子正在欣賞手機的美女照片。

“過了兩個站，我才發現原來男子不是看存檔照片，而是用手機在偷拍！”

女郎說，她順著男子手機所對焦的方向望去，看到一名女生穿迷你裙露出大腿，才驚覺男子的變態偷拍行為，于是決定以其人之道還治其人之身，拿出工作時使用的照相機拍攝中年男子。

她說，當男子發現后，立刻將手機收進腰包內，然后匆匆離開。

資深律師符兆明受訪時說，光是拍攝女生大腿並不犯法。

他解釋，只有在刻意拍攝看不到的部位時，才涉及法律問題。

他舉例，如果女生穿迷你裙露出大腿，拍攝大腿並不犯法。不過如果是刻意躲在電動扶梯下，拍攝裙底內側的話，就是觸犯法律。

換句話說，如果女生穿低胸衣，拍攝女生露在衣服外面的部位是不犯法的，但如果是刻意拍攝衣服裡面的部位就犯法。

Source from China Press

婦女險遇劫．被警方問倒 “沒損失，幹嘛報案？”

2009-05-24T15:45:00.002+08:00

（北海23日訊）耶穌顯靈？北海一名婦女被劫匪持刀威逼時，心裡一直向耶穌求助，結果劫匪突然打消劫財念頭，沒有搶任何東西就離開。

事主王雙玉是北海工藝學院的董事，她于上周五晚上8時準備開車到詩布朗再也的教堂時，突有兩名馬來劫匪，敲破司機座的玻璃窗，然后以水果刀威逼事主將手提袋交出來。

由于女事主不愿就範，兩名劫匪把手伸進車內搶走鑰匙，準備把人和車一起劫走，身為基督徒的女事主心裡開始向耶穌求助，不知是否祈禱有效，這兩名劫匪突然收手離開。

先搶車匙後擬偷車

不過，半小時后，女事主準備前往大山腳警局報案時，發現其住家前的草場站有一名身穿黑色夾克的男子，行徑古怪，她當時也不以為然地駕車去警局。

當他回家后，其女傭告知，該名黑衣男子嘗試進屋偷車，但由于無法開鎖才計劃失敗。她相信該名黑衣男子和之前兩名馬來男子是同伙的，先搶了車鑰匙，較后才偷車。

另一方面，女事主雖然沒有面對財物損失，不過，當她將整個事情經過告知警方時，警方卻說，如果沒有損失，那報案的目的是什么？

她非常失望，為何警方會拋出這樣的問題，她希望有關當局關注此事件。

召開記者會的才能園鄉村發展與治安委員會主席李世汶說，志願巡邏隊已經掌握上述兩名劫匪的線索，他們將會展開進一步的追查行動，協助警方破案。

他說，日后鳳凰花園的居民有需要治安巡邏隊的協助也可以致電以下熱線李世汶012-4282600、黃學仕0124099410、高慶祥 012-4515303、福建面012-4572382、王國敬013-4025651、SUPERMAN 012-4593380及WACHAI 016-4803756。

Source from China Press
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另一方面，女事主雖然沒有面對財物損失，不過，當她將整個事情經過告知警方時，警方卻說，如果沒有損失，那報案的目的是什么？

I'm Fatter!

2009-05-17T13:45:00.002+08:00

Haha just a random post.. and im really fatter liao.. wahahahhahahahaa..... T,T

This is so called wth bobo rice~ created by Ben the monster cock and William the pencil dick, eaten by Anthony the ruler penis.. Xp xP xD hahahahahahahhahahaha!

and this is the wtf crazy maniac ad i've ever seen on the newspaper. Anyone dines with mini skirt can get a 20% discount?? Oh this boss has occupied such a maniac promoting skill! What if all the aunties/ah so/ah po/ah sum get attracted by your 20% and go with mini skirts?? Next time change your 20% to free la aiyor... Your eyes wanna eat ice-cream but you so stingy.. haha..

here we have the noobest staff in utar... what he's doing? you guess lar hahaha...

Ok lar im gonna continue rushing my work la.. T.T

OK

2009-05-05T00:00:00.002+08:00

After 2-month life back to drinking and smoking, I've decided that:

1. No cigarette...as long as i could.
2. Less beer...as long as i could.
3. More gym-going...until the end of my life.

Hahahaha~

Vinny the Bitch!!

2009-05-02T22:18:00.005+08:00

Ok, I'm not scolding anyone, cuz Vinny is literally a bitch as shown..

This little cutie..

has got its evil side.. that she likes to crawl and bite my feet when there's somebody else around! and be very soft and bitchy (as it lays down and wants me to sayang her) when there's nobody else around. -.-''

this is only one of the scars she's made for me.. T.T

Vinny, if next time u crawl/bite me and leave me scars again, heaheahea...
I will.. heaheahea.. RUN AWAY~!!! Y,Y 55555..

Suddenly

2009-05-02T17:12:00.002+08:00

i think of someone~

who introduced me to Heavenly..

may health be with you :)

One Night In BIG A Karaoke Box~

2009-04-29T03:02:00.004+08:00

Huahuahuahua~

Wanted to post this on yesterday, but saya lupa liao!

Very long time no go karaoke, plus recently i've been emo, so went karaoke all of sudden! haha..
A very special thank to the following humans who had been crazy with me all night long. And a very special "hmp!" to esther loo yue chen who put aeroplane! -.-

A picture worths thousand words, so these worth a few thousand words? haha -.-

I wanna go sing k again! Maybe this friday? Since it's labour's day. hehehe..

Ok lar i wanna go sleep liao lar and it's 4.13am now and 2mr i still need to work and go badminton in the evening!

zzz zz z zz zzz......

Sushi Made Of Sweet ^^

2009-04-27T21:29:00.003+08:00

Deng deng deng deng~~~

People, sushi de tsu neh~ @v@

I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

2009-04-22T22:47:00.002+08:00

...if i'm crazy.. hahaha.. but i am not! hahaha.. too bad?

hahaha.. i'm stressed.. but i like it.. stress grows me up faster.. but why it doesnt grow my height together? hahahha... wtf!

and and and, my mind just flash of someone, he's mr quah ching liang, this is a fucking retarded bastard puki! haha.. i like him so fucking much.. cheers! @v@

full stop.

Borderless Live Music Beach Party 2009

2009-04-09T21:41:00.004+08:00

About Us

In the year 2008, Malaysia Music Source Entertainment (non-profit organization) has succesfully organized their first music beach party, Borderless Live Music Beach Party involving performers and artists around the Asia region at Redang Island, Malaysia. We will like to take this opportunity to thank all the overseas and local performers/ artists including: Xuan and 捌伍起义 from Hong Kong ; SoftLipa and Delafat from Taiwan; ManHanD, dayDREAM, Nao etc from Malaysia; who didnt mind to join us at their own expenses.

This party is a 3days 2 nights event with unlimited fun and exposure to the nature's beauty also music. During the day, participants got the chance to enjoy the breeze of the ocean and a variety of beach activities, although some prefer to just laze around until the night. When the sun goes down, the music party begins. Different genres of music were performed that night including Hip Hop, Rock, J-Rock, Pop, Unplugged, Instrumental and also DJ spinning later in the night.

The 2nd beach party “2009 Borderless Live Music Beach Party” is now open for registration. For those who are interested, doesn't matter if you're musicians, or music lovers and doesn't matter where you're from, please don't hesitate to enquire or register from xywj.pixnet.net/blog

The first Borderless Live Music Beach Party was held in 5th - 7th September 2008. Music Source Entertainment (non-profit organization) would like to thank all the support from the participant for making it a success and a wonderful beach party.

This year, the 2nd Borderless Live Music Beach Party will be held on 31st July 2009 til 2nd August 2009 at Redang Pelangi Resort, Redang Island, Malaysia. This event is open for all beach and music lovers or performers. Although this party is mainly based on chinese language music, but we welcome musicians and music lovers who love to exchange music ideas with other musicians.

Details:

1. Open to all musicians or music lovers. Overseas or local.

2. 3 days 2 nights of activities including: Musical Beach Party, Snorkeling, various beach activities.

3. Transport will be provided by organizer (thru and flo coach from Kuala Lumpur to Merang Jeti, Kuala Terrenganu),and also accommodation, food and beverage, insurance, T-shirt.

4. Package Fee: RM500/per pax (Twin Room), RM450/ per pax (3 in a room), RM420/ per pax (4 in a room).

5. Package Fee not including Marine Park’s ticket and snorkeling accessories.

6. Own transportation to Merang Jeti, Kuala Terrenganu will have rebate of RM50.

7. Participants from outside Malaysia will have to provide their own transport to Kuala Lumpur or Merang Jeti,Kuala Terrenganu, Malaysia.

8. Please contact our contact person to enquire about the time and date of arrival to Malaysia and departure from Malaysia before booking your air ticket.

9. Methods of payment: Cash, Cheque, Bank Transfer. (for Malaysians only)

10. Methods of payment: Bank Transfer(for outside Malaysia only) Please contact our contact person for our bank account details.

11. The group will be departing on coach from Amanda Hotel, Petaling Jaya on the 30th July 2009, 10pm to Merang Jeti, Kuala Terrenganu.

12. For those who are driving, please reach Merang Jeti, Kuala Terrenganu on 31st July 2009 before 8.45am.

13. For those who are going by air, please reach Kuala Terrenganu airport before 8.30am. Shuttle will be provided from Kuala Terrenganu airport to Merang Jeti.

14. Registration can be done online at http://xywj.pixnet.net/blog

15. First come first served basis as there limited rooms available.

For those solo artists, bands, groups, rappers who are interested to perform, please contact our contact person Mr Danny (012-2212649) for more information.

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I wish I could go!! But my former band was dismissed! And I'm old already!!!
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Thank You

2009-04-09T16:44:00.003+08:00

i wanna do something, something else, something different, something..

i am happie~

MEN are pity

2009-03-23T22:46:00.002+08:00

stress, from work, from study, from friends, from u.

colleagues are taichi experts. being in a disadvantage situation where 1 vs 3 (or 4?) is the first wound.

study is the free-time-stealer. being in a time-lacking life that i have to sacrifice my favorites is the second wound.

friends are with masks. discovering friends hehe-haha like a bro/sis with me backstabbing me or not willing to offer help when im in need is the third wound.

u are the angel and the devil. ... ... the never-recovering wound.

Men have to bear much responsibilities. yet, to be expected as takers of whatever people think they should take.

Men are meant to be strong. but, please offer some time for them to be weak, to take the majority-expected things. At least some time...

Depressed..

2009-03-20T14:41:00.002+08:00

Coooling doown~

Typing Speed Test

2009-03-02T22:36:00.004+08:00

This is fun. Try this and beat me within 3 attempts. Hohoho~

My result:

289 points, so you achieved position 275037 of 2545740 on the ranking list

You type 380 characters per minute
You have 68 correct words and
you have 1 wrong words

28th Feb = Pawn Prawn Day

2009-03-01T21:43:00.005+08:00

I eat the prawns! Prawns are eaten by me!! I MA PRAWN EATER!!!

WUahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHahahahaaahahahahahaah!!!!!!

Ok ok. I actually should post this on yesterday-28th Feb 2009-a significant day for me namely Pawn Prawn Day. HuhuhuHahahahaha~ XoX
As a matter of fact, I proudly introduce you to the Best Prawn Pawner of 2009, Mr~Pawner Ben!! who amazingly pawned 4 prawns' heads on Pawn Prawn Day!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ok ok. I had serious allergy to prawns. I would need to be hospitalized if I happened to have eaten a medium-sized prawn. Cuz I would not only feel itchy on my tongue and throat, but I also feel hard to breath. Until yesterday afternoon, my new colleague, Fazli bought me a prawn fried rice for my lunch. He actually didn't know about my allergy. (and I don't believe he intended to kill me. hahahaha..)
In like cases, I would usually throw away the prawns and just eat the rice, cuz generally there would be 1-3 prawns only. But this time, it's with 6!! The fried rice is mainly fried with 6 prawns, without any chicken or fish slice. I was damn hungry to have this nasi goreng kosong satisfied my stomach, so I just tried to eat a little prawn meat. Incredibly I felt nothing toward that stupid action. So I became braver to eat some more. Despite the snail speed of eating, the some more developed from a little to 4 prawns!! Hahahaha.. I could breath all the from the beginning until I finished the rice! Though I felt minor itchiness, I was so damn happie until I called my mum for this good news!! (since she always ask me for lucky numbers for Toto/4D) Hahahahahahahaha..

And, a special thank to Mr Fazdhli who "provided" me the chance to create the Pawn Prawn Day!!
kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke...~

You see you see~!

People, I AM A PRAWN EATER!!!

Wise?

2009-02-12T18:49:00.003+08:00

Argh~ Tired day.. Met dumpass with bird face that I would beat the face off his fucking head! But too bad I'm a young adult who won't assault in my workplace. Or maybe when I'm off the job? Haha..

Okay, back to the topic. I just wanna ask, if you haven't done your own works, would you offer help to the others which it requires you to sacrifice a relatively long of your own time? The answer should be YES if you're able to have both tasks comfortably accomplished by the deadline. And it should be NO if you are not capable to do it at ease. What for you spend much time on other issues which you're not required to, and which it even makes you sacrifice your own time to sleep to rush for your own matter? You might loss many things many opportunities for not doing things you're supposed to do. You might not even realize that you're suffering yourself for putting yourself into such condition instead of blaming that you got a lot of works to do.

My wise friends, being a good friend to the others is something else but not like that.

I'm back~ T.T

2009-02-06T14:49:00.006+08:00

Hohoho.. It's been a long while since I last updated my blog! I actually had a lot to say, but somehow I was just lazy to sign in blogger and type and type and type..

Uhh my CNY was so-so. The only 'interesting' part for me was I went into Genting casino for hours and I did not play any game! Haha.. I just walked here and there, observing how people gamble, until I felt damn stupid and tired. T.T..
Ohh! And a special thanks to Tyng for the rotten-ing cake! Hahaha.. I know you're not trying to kill me but next time please don't buy cake lar.. >:1

Back to Kampar, everything is still so-so until I had this funny First Aid & CPR Training! Wahahaha~ I practically learned how to bandage wounds and fractures, and perform CPR! And also some knowledge you would be suprised to know!!

Such as, when saving a drowning victim, we should pull his/her hairs instead of pulling or lifting the chin (like what you used to see from tv). It's because it'll possibly damage the victim's jaw and also harden his/her breathe. So gentlements, from now on you should keep your hairs! HAHAHAHAH... And and and, when one is under convulsion or fits (发羊吊), do not put anything into one's mouth! (like what you used to see from tv, put in spoon la, sandals la, fingers la...).. We should just remove any nearby objects and wait for the recovery, and then offer some water for the victim after that. Because...... (relatively long to be written, so you come ask me for the reason la. HAhaha..)

Apart from these, I also learned some theories which I believe you wouldn't like to know.. HAHA.. Ok lar, one example, we breath in about 21% of oxygen and 79% of nitrogen. But we only need 5% of the oxygen, so the rest 16% we blow out from lungs is useful for CPR. Hoho..

Also, I took the paper and practical tests in the end of the training. I'm confident I'll pass distinction-ly but let's hope I won't fail. T>T Once I passed, I would be certified as a First Aider from St John Ambulance! Hehehe... So after that you can come to me when you're injured. (Dai gat lai si~) Haha...

OH YA!! I'm gonna get myself drunk at tonight, wish me luck ok?

People, drink drank drunk~

How To Deal With Materialistic Women

2009-01-01T19:25:00.002+08:00

As a Smart Dater, there should only be one way to deal with a materialistic girlfriend: you cut her off from your resources and see if she still sticks around.

Don’t take her out for expensive dinners.

Don’t buy her gifts.

Don’t pay for her when you go out.

But at the same time, continue to give her care and your attention - without paying for it. Keep flirting with her and teasing her. Keep having a fun time with her without doing any of the materialist things you used to do for her.

If she continues to date you, then this woman is a keeper.

But if she shows any signs of annoyance because you’re not spending enough money on her anymore, then it’s a sign she’s NOT worth keeping!

Be careful. She will probably throw a fit and try to make it sound like it’s not about “money” but “care” and “appreciation”. She may even use the guilt trap to make you feel guilty for thinking that she’s after your money.

Don’t fall for it. Always look at her actions, not her words!

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Chinese Girl Gets 'KISS OF DEAF'

2008-12-11T15:56:00.005+08:00

A young Chinese woman was left partially deaf following a passionate kiss from her boyfriend.

The 20-something from Zhuhai in Guangdong province arrived at hospital having completely lost the hearing in her left ear, said local reports.

The incident prompted a series of articles in the local media warning of the dangers of excessive kissing.

"While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution," wrote the China Daily.

The doctor who treated the girl in hospital was quoted in the paper explaining what had happened.

"The kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear."

The chorus of warnings was echoed by the Shanghai Daily, which wrote: "A strong kiss may cause an imbalance in the air pressure between two inner ears and lead to a broken ear drum."

The young woman is expected to regain her full hearing within about two months.

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Oh My GODDESS!!

May You Rest In Peace

2008-12-09T18:05:00.002+08:00

I have been very upset since this morning. I mis-dropped my cell phone into the stupid toilet bowl after I had a crushed with the chips I ate yesterday night.
Gone.. My contacts, my notes, my reminders, my archive.. All gone with one "doop" sound into the filthy waste.. Is this a belated birthday gift from the God (if he/she exists) to entertain me a chance for a new cell phone (and it's by my $$$$$)? Or is this from the Evil (yea this handsome/pretty does exist) to drown me into the blame fire? My friends will kill me cuz this wouldn't be the 1st time I asked "who are you?" when i received their calls/messages! Haih..

People, ...

Check Out Her Facial Expression!

2008-11-29T10:11:00.003+08:00

High Fever

2008-11-19T08:40:00.005+08:00

First of all, I cannot deny that I'm kinda strong cause I could walk out and buy stuff and joke with Ko and the doctor, despite my 40 celsius high fever. (Huahuahuahua~)

Special thanks to Ko aka landlord aka work superior who drove me out to clinic and Dr. Zulfli who reminded me of denggi!!

Today in this morning, I finally felt the taste of food! (since I fell sick on Monday night.. T.T) I ate mee hoon+fried egg+sausage+burger meat slice!! Hahahahaha... Cause I had bread, porridge, and cintan instant noodles as my yesterday's breakfast lunch and dinner! Damn tasteless!! And now I know what real food taste like! Hahaha...

People, don't fall sick unless you would like to strengthen your eating endurance!

Lower EPF Employees' Contribution Rate Starting January 2009 Wage

2008-11-10T08:55:00.007+08:00

Members of the Employees Provident Fund (EPF) will be able to benefit from the reduction of the employees’ monthly statutory contribution rate by three per cent, from 11 per cent to 8 per cent, effective from January 2009 wage for a period of two years.

Deputy Prime Minister and Finance Minister YAB Datuk Seri Najib Tun Abdul Razak made the announcement during the winding up speech for the Ministry of Finance on the 2009 Budget on Tuesday. The move will help increase members’ disposable income in the context of the current economic outlook. At the same time, the higher disposable income will support domestic consumption and thus help sustain the momentum of economic growth.

The decision to reduce members’ statutory contribution rate was taken twice before in 2001 and 2003 as part of an economic stimulus package.

For ease of members and to better facilitate implementation of the measure, the reduction of the employees’ contribution from 11 per cent to 8 per cent will be made automatically, effective from January 2009 wage. This arrangement will be implemented until December 2010 wage.

However if members wish to maintain the contribution rate at 11 per cent may choose to do so by filling up Form KWSP 17A (AHL). Once completed, the forms can be submitted to the members’ respective employers for submission to the EPF.

In the meantime, the EPF will be issuing a new monthly contributions schedule accordingly. Members and employers may obtain the new schedule and Form KWSP 17A (AHL) from all EPF branches or download them from our website, myEPF, at www.kwsp.gov.my from 1 December 2008 onwards.
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A smart government who eases our burden with OUR OWN MONEY.

Any Comment?

2008-11-02T16:31:00.003+08:00

Ladies, so you would now realize that kids are no longer kids.. Hahaha..

她妈的！

2008-10-20T17:13:00.006+08:00

筹集百筹集百筹集百筹！！！击败！！！

她妈的！！死懒嗨！！已经是第几次了？！每次都是酱！拖拖拖！什么事都拖！平时酱懒多时间不做！到最后就弄到别人帮你做！借口一懒大堆！你很懒忙咩？！忙什么懒？曹击败！！去减肥啦你！死肥嗨！吃素吃到你酱懒肥！做东西慢手慢脚！脂肪一懒大堆！曹击败！！酱懒厉害找借口不如去做律师！曹击败！

击败！！！！！！

http://hotel626.com

2008-10-19T02:30:00.003+08:00

All my dear friends, I'm proud to introduce you to an online adventure game-HOTEL626-which I just passed all the 10 levels. (heahea..) It has only got 10 levels and you can actually skip each stage on the same level if you think you can't pass it. You would need a headphone(a must or else get yourself a nice amplifier) and a microphone(optional).

Seriously, play at the midnight alone without light would better stimulate your blood circulation! hahaha...

People, just try it!

I'm Officially An Uncle

2008-10-18T13:33:00.009+08:00

Woo~~~ You know you know you know?! My second sister has just given birth to her baby girl at local time 1313, 18/10/2008!! 1313, 母女平安!! You chose a nice time to earth, my first niece!! (happy~ hee~)

I would upload her picture asap! Currently dunno her name yet, cause my brother-in-law said what "need to bring to master choice" (I dunno what's that)...

Ahahahahaha I'm very happie!!!!!!!!!
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Oct 20th

My niece went back home lar!!!!! (huhuhuhu....) I still thought she should stay in hospital for like at least 1-2weeks tim.. My big sister called me just now! She said our niece is a leng lui!!! Argh I wanna see the baby~!! >.<

She opened her eyes!!! So cute!! Heeeeee......
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Oct 26th

Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo!!! Know what? I hugged my niece!! Hehe~ She's so petite, so fragile, so innocent.. My cute cute niece~ Hehehehehehehe...... And she's actually smaller than she looks in the photos as she weights only lesser than 7 pounds! And and and, her fingers and toes are long! Back also long! Everyone says she's gonna become a tall leng lui in the future! Hehehe!!

Her name is Pua Boon Jing aka 潘雯静! Nice name~ Hehee..

I'm A Model For Darlie!

2008-10-17T20:47:00.003+08:00

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah~~~

Munch Raw Vegetable

2008-10-16T22:30:00.004+08:00

Have you ever crunched any raw vegetable? I did! (Lol..)

Yesterday I went service a vegetarian, Dr Ng gave me a raw 四角豆 (I dunno what is this called in English) to eat. Gosh it's delicious when it's cooked but that's a raw one!! I ate it cause I know he's with good intention. But, it has nearly taken me to death by the deadly raw vege smell!!! 55555..

This is how the 四角豆 looked like..

People, raw vegetables are healthier but think before you eat!

Damn I've Been Laughing Caused Of Pain

2008-10-13T12:29:00.004+08:00

Hahahahahaa...hahahahahahaa.........hahahahaha..... Damn! I can't stop laughing!! Hahahhahaa... All cause I hurt myself just now!! It's been a long while since I last hurt myself! Lol.... The pain is nice man!! It hurts! But it's kind of enjoying! Hahahahahahhahahaa..... I can't stop laughing while it's bleeding! Hahahaha...

The wound is small but it's deep man!!

And it's deep till my bone is damn aching!!

People, just be carefull when you're working cause the goddamn socso doesn't really help!

They Are A Bunch Of Human Waste

2008-10-13T09:55:00.004+08:00

Oh dick heads y'll are shits!

I fucking hate all these shits! You think I have 3 heads with 6 shoulders? So I should be able to fucking perform few tasks at the same time? You think I work only for you? So whenever you fucking need me I should be there for you? Fuck you! You motherfuckers go fuck yourselves!

FUCK YOU!!!

After Hard Workout

2008-10-10T10:40:00.013+08:00

Well well well.. I'm actually taking break now aka mengulat, (hehe..) while my new colleague-Ken is napping. I'm bored cause I'm waiting for some people to have their tasks done then only I could have my job done. Then I found out..

Ken is sleeping like a dead fish.. So I take this chance to spell on him..

Lu pendek~ I tinggi~

Cry~ I mis-spelled on something else.. My p grows longer instead of my height.. T.T

Ken I'm sorry cause you might not be able to find out your p anymore, unless you shave, you could still see the head.. xD

Damn how am I gonna fit my monster p in my pants?!

Hahahaha.. And and and, I also found out..

Will be back soon number 1..

Will be back soon number 2..

Will be back soon number 3..

Missing will be back soon..

Haha all these are from Komalam! Komalam you're a vege! (I mean vegetarian, not vegetable lar) Stop wasting papers! If not you wouldn't have enough food! Haha though I know you're not gonna eat the trees but trees and vegetables are plant! They're the same kind! Lol I actually dunno what the heck I'm crapping..

People, beware when you're taking nap cause someone might be fooling you around.

When I Was In Office Alone

2008-09-21T23:33:00.007+08:00

I was darn free in office since I've checked all labs and laptops & projectors (ops I actually haven't checked the stupid DDKs but well I just let them drowning in poisons for more a while.. keke..). So I was on msn the whole afternoon and there's this bunch of friends who complained "noobie ben when are you gonna upload your noob face huh?" OMG! These ex-coursemates were so make-me-geram since they went back to China! (grr..) Ok so I just "fulfilled their desire" (kaka..) on the spot. And these were how I looked like...

Wahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaa... I was funny huh? But, what's funnier...

Ahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahaha... I couldn't believe that I tried to 扮可爱 aka act cute!!! LMAO~!!!

And, you know what? I found this indian staff was laughing at me when I looked out from office. I guess she watched how I did 扮可爱!! OMG!!! Where should I hide my face? 55555...

People, don't try this when you're alone in office because someone might be observing what you're doing.

Time Flies~

2008-09-15T16:46:00.009+08:00

I've always been thinking to go back to my high school life, which was most probably my relax-est life so far.

What sighs me and beams me the most was that I jammed with my band members in our own studio, we performed in the school, in the public, and in front of our ex-es. (laugh..) Despite all the barriers, we had fun. We rent a room as our studio, we set up and decorated it together. We had fun, seriously. I still remember my first ever performance on the stage in my high school for the Hari Pendidikan, it was kinda sweet and sour. My bassist aka Ru, weeped (don't kill me Ru...) cause we met this barrier of gonna-cancel-our-performance. Well we rented all those amps but the unit in charge was about the cancel our performance in the last minute?! Shit! I barely remember the reason but I was sure they didn't have to do that! At last (think maybe the unit in charge saw the pity Ru weeped), they again passed our performance. Lol!! Ru you did the right thing! (keke..) So, the first ever (think so) pop musical band performance in my high school aka Hwa Lian began with honors!! (lol..) I was seriously nervous (my band was, too) in front of about 2k audience. You know, it was our first performance, everyone has got their firsts. (hea hea..) And well, it was a success for God's sake. (cause if not, 2k people would die from noise pollution. lol..) I'm proud to introduce you my co-members: Chee Sin the drummer (chee sin does't mean he's mad okay? lol..), Ding He the keyboardist (a tall and thin guy), Jin Ru the bassist (a silly yet funny dude), Chun Sing the lead guitarist (a shorty but was my all-time bro, and wey he's got lots of admirers leh. keke..), and... Ah Pian the vocalist cum rythmic guitarist (was named ah pian for unknown reason, but that's cool man! LOL!!)

So, when there's a first, there's a second, and so on. We get to show up for a number of performances. In the long journey, my band had some changes to the members. Chee Sin left, Alan aka japanese kid (cuz once he dressed up a japanese and he looked like one) in & left, Heng Yew aka naughty big guy (he's big yet he likes to kidding) in; Chun Sing left, Ah Se aka snake (erm.. nearly physically fight with him but it was all past tenses) in & left, Ho Siong aka Mr.DJ (well he's tall and handsome, despite mong ju ngan that you can't barely see his eyes when he laughs.. don't kill me dj king..) in. So, the longest-lasting and the last form were, Me, Ru, Ho Siong, and Heng Yew.

Oh ya my worst performance ever was in Hwa Lian hall. That's a disaster for me and all my members! I couldn't believe that there're these morons fighting on the floor when my band was performing! WTH!! We need paused in the midde of performance!! WTF!! That really made us fcuking moodless!! %$#@!^&* Okay, let's talk about something better. Erm.. Ah I remember my honor-est performance! My band was invited to perform on Merdeka! (hea hea..) Despite the remuneration was only RM400 since we're "little kids". (55555..) Oh oh oh I remember I drank 川貝枇杷膏 before that, cause actually I used to drink guiness stout before stepping out to the stage. (haha..)

P/S: My band was named Miracle in the beginning stage (seriously forgot whose idea), and then Miracle Creator after I argued that Miracle sounds girlie.

Well my high school life wasn't all about music. I was a basketball school player before I joined my band leh. (hea hea..) I chose number 15 cause I like Vince Carter!! Oh this reminds me of the recent basketball game in uni, I was damn clumsy and ah pek already after years from high school.. (55555..) And that time I chose number 11, ever since Mr Yao Ming joined NBA, I'm in love with this Chinese Superstar! (haha..)

What else what else? (hmm..) Oh ya!! I was a playboy! (sob..) But seriously I wasn't as playboy as my friends who have never been "sued" as a playboys! I never take any physical advantages from all my ex-es. I swear! But too bad my face just couldn't convince people at that time. Rumours spreading that I xxxx and dumped all my ex-es, but only they and god knowed that I didn't even kiss some of them!! (sigh...)

Aiks I wanna upload some pictures of those lar but WTH I didn't keep those pics! (sad..)

Okie I think I should stop right here, cause this already took me a long long long time to finish.

People, try take photos more often cause pictures worth thousand words.

Lollipop Is A Weapon

2008-09-12T20:31:00.007+08:00

I was hurt by a lollipop this evening!! I was sucking this damned lollipop which I drew it in the Mooncake Festival Celebration among colleagues on this afternoon. I sucked this stupid lollipop cause I remembered that my friends said "sweet stuff make you feel better when you're sad". So I sucked it! (i don't like to suck lollipop anyway but I was sad on that time) But I felt little pain on my tongue all of sudden. I looked at the cursed lollipop and found blood on it! It wounded my tongue!! My tongue bled! It was not hurt but my tongue bled! I could not believe that I was hurt by a lollipop!! Damn it!!!

So, I came up with this conclusion in the end - Your body is so weak when you're sad that even a lollipop could harm you!

People, stay away from LOLLIPOP when you're sad!!

HEHEHE

2008-09-12T12:30:00.006+08:00